Personal blog of an internet goblin.

Blog will consist of various stuff I like but otherwise I have no idea what I'm doing.

Personal shit and posts about life are under the utterly pretentious tag goblin lore .

Sometimes I make stupid shit too.

 

andromeda3116:

no but galaxy quest is legitimately the best movie ever

  • it’s a love letter to fandom — it totally subverts the “gross man-child in the basement” perception of a fanboy and it’s the fans’ dedication to the show that saves the day
  • i repeat: the fandom saves everyone’s lives
  • the omega-13 is such a cool idea like it tosses out the paradoxes involved in time travel by so sharply limiting the amount of time you can go back: it only gives you enough time to undo one terrible mistake, and only if it’s so bad and so huge that you realize immediately how bad it is
  • like no this is a parody movie but it has a smarter plot and more interesting characters and more genuine emotion than like ninety percent of serious sci-fi movies
  • tony shaloub spends the whole movie high as balls
  • the aliens are actually, you know, aliens and the reason they look human and speak english is actually addressed and justified
  • it’s absolutely hysterical like guy fleegman is one of the funniest characters ever filmed i just
  • alan rickman gives me life
  • SIGOURNEY WEAVER
  • the hero that comes in at the last second to save the ship and the thermians and the whole crew is a teenage fanboy who succeeds because he’s a fan do you understand how amazing that is like patrick stewart initially refused to watch the movie because it looked like it would be cruel to the fans but then he was almost in tears when he actually saw it because it got fandom right and it’s all about the fans
  • no but the whole plot is centered around people (and aliens) being inspired by fictional heroes and believing in them and using that belief to give them strength and hope and going to great lengths to create amazing things or work up beautiful, accurate theories out of nothing more than love that’s amazing
  • this movie is freaking perfect okay
  • freaking
  • perfect

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

kenobi-wan-obi:

Earth’s Siblings: Inside The Planets

Click each for a neat and informative view of the neighboring planets in our Solar System.

via SPACE

When I was a kid, whenever I’d feel small or lonely, I’d look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction. When alien life entered our world, it was from deep beneath the Pacific Ocean. A fissure between two tectonic plates. A portal between dimensions. The Breach

(Source: firedrakesmaug)

That took much longer to write up than I anticipated…

shatterdome-resistance replied to your post “I also came up with an entire backstory about the construction of…”

I WANT TO READ IT SO BAD

Ask and ye shall receive, although writing isn’t really my strong point.

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I also came up with an entire backstory about the construction of Pinkie the Jaeger but I’m kind of hesitant to post it because I don’t know if Bones has her own story and I don’t want to invalidate that or anything…

Belated birthday post for Bones. That anon was me and I hope this is kind of close to the image of the perfect jaeger you had in your head.

All she needs now is a name.

gojira-senpai:

chiefokeefe:

gojira-senpai:

Love that the Kraken is the largest movie monster, not Slattern like everyone says.

Where can i find this wallpaper sized? The need for it is real…

Here’s the full size version! 

Enjoy! :D

gojira-senpai:

chiefokeefe:

gojira-senpai:

Love that the Kraken is the largest movie monster, not Slattern like everyone says.

Where can i find this wallpaper sized? The need for it is real…

Here’s the full size version! 

Enjoy! :D